Despite being portrayed
unglamorously by ancient Roman historians as a stumbling, bumbling, stammering,
drooling, and nervously-ticking idiot, Emperor Claudius (r. 41-54) was likely
one of the more scholarly emperors of Rome. The biographer, Suetonius (c. 70-130+),
joined in describing the emperor unflatteringly, but he also hinted at there
being another side to the man when he reported that Claudius was a multilingual
author who published a forty-three-volume history of Rome, an eight-volume
history of Carthage, a twenty-volume history on the Etruscans and an eight-volume
autobiography. In addition to these major works, emperor Claudius also wrote a
piece defending the late Roman orator, Cicero, and even published a book about the
Roman alphabet. Suetonius further reported that Claudius’ Greek works were
placed in a so-called Claudian Wing within the Library of Alexandria. Sadly,
his many texts are lost except for small fragments.
Despite the speech and
movement impediments that unfortunately caused the emperor to be ceaselessly
teased and undervalued by the senatorial class and even his own family,
Claudius reportedly decided to debut his Roman history with a public reading.
If the event truly occurred as Suetonius claimed, then none of the Romans present
at the reading would ever forget their experience.
As the story goes, Claudius
was just beginning his public reading when a late arrival tried to sneak his
way into the audience. The latecomer, however, was evidently a very, very obese
man, so his wading through the crowd was in no way subtle. Nonetheless, the
late person eventually reached a bench with available space and quickly lowered
his weight onto the wooden seat. With the eyes of the audience, and Claudius
too, curiously following the large fellow, the unfortunate latecomer broke the
bench with his immense bulk, consequently sending himself and his bench
neighbors tumbling to the ground. Lamentably for the heavy gentleman, the bizarre
sight caused the attending audience to roar with uncontrollable laughter and, as
Claudius was also known to be a man prone to laughing fits, he happily joined
in with the mirth of the crowd.
After a while, the audience
calmed down and their laughter subsided again to attentive silence. With
everyone settled, the public reading resumed. Nevertheless, Claudius was
apparently unable to banish the image of the seating tumult from his mind. Every
time he attempted to begin narrating his history, he recalled the collapse of
the bench and the flailing arms of surprised Romans. With such mental imagery
bubbling up to the forefront of his mind, he found he could not finish a
sentence before a giggle or a renewed bout of laughter interrupted his speech.
Suetonius did not record if Claudius was able to finish that debut or if he gave
up in the end. Whatever the case, Claudius eventually decided to hire
professional orators to deliver public readings of his future written works.
Written by C. Keith Hansley.
Picture Attribution: (Caractacus
Pleading Before the Emperor Claudius in Rome, by Thomas Banks, 1774-1777,
marble - Stowe House - Buckinghamshire, England. [Public Domain] via Creative
Commons).
Sources:
- The Twelve Caesars by Suetonius, translated by Robert Graves and edited by James B. Rives. New York: Penguin Classics, 2007.
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